If I pun on the bed, am I lying?

Back after a long long hiatus! After all there's no traffic in my blog! (Expected a JAM though!), couldnt resist not publishing these online....

The punniest of the puns.......

the nose is the scenter of your face.....what do you call a homosexual's stare? Gaze(gays)......why doesnt the circus lion eat the clown?because it tastes funny!.....if two banks have different rates, does it amount to a conflict of interest?.......Why did the prisoner search for a full stop?cos it would put an end to his sentence!!!!.....Old powerplant workers don't die, they just degenerate!!!!.....If the Arthur's fellow men are suffering from insomnia, do we have sleepless knights?......dictatorship and democracy are polls(poles) apart......will a person with a crooked mind ever be able to think straight?.....what does the comp engg. use as a ladder?CD....why does manmohan singh always visit the hospital?cos he's sikh(sick)......What do you call a carnival of white men? Fare(fair).......
Real hungry man,waiting to EAT tomorrow! [ what do you call a person who makes mistakes in the EAT? eater(r)!!!]
Why did the Indian soldiers hide behind me? Because I am a regular bunker!!!!
(For the record, I attended a faculty's class for the first time today!!!!thats after 3 months of class!)